Just repaired the oven? A gas oven, even.

This guy!


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Vote for the halibut.


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God bless that TV Sheriff! A new one for a new year!

The good folks at MST3K did this a while back for the USA network, who stupidly passed. My god, this is pure giddy fun!

Hooray for Techno Chicken!


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George! No!

"George Carlin, the acerbic, Grammy-winning comedian whose career spanned more than 50 years, died of heart failure Sunday evening after being admitted to the hospital complaining of chest pains, his spokesman said. He was 71.

Carlin, who had a history of heart problems, died at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica shortly before 6 p.m., said his publicist Jeff Abraham."

Finally made it up to Bodie this last weekend, something I've been wanting to do for years.

http://www.bodie.com/



The place is totally interesting.





Way exceeded my expectations.




Although, I wouldn't want to be there after night fall. There's got to be zombies or cannibals who com out after dark.



Rest of the pictures are here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/capnshady/sets/72157605274506996/

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Things are busy. Crazy busy.

The GCI is heating up, big time.

So many Irons in the fire right now.

Video courtesy of Paynie....





We are doing the work of the lord at the grilled cheese invitational.


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The eggs are gone.

Fucking squirrels, probably. Or another bird.


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Here you can see the butt of the hen sitting on the nest. It's difficult to get the pictures because it's up in the tree and the flash makes the bird freak out and fly off the nest and I don't want to kill the eggs by taking pictures.

Hooray!

Here's a turd wrenching quote from America's Ken doll candidate....

"If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign, be a part of aiding a surrender to terror," Romney told the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington."

Yeah, whatever.

Hey Mitt, don't let the door hit your loser ass on the way out of the race!

Keep the change, bitch!


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I just got back from the dentist after having one of those deep cleaning things done to the entire right half of my head. I say deep because from the sound of it, I'm pretty sure they removed some of the foundation of the building and from the looks of it, she pulled enough mortar/tartar out from between my teeth to assemble a chimney with.

Jesus GOD! The scraping! She also used one of those ultrasonic thingamabobs that goes down to the root of your teef. While that is quieter, it has a more sininster, high-pitched squeal, like she's just unleashed a pocketful of weasel-droids in my mouth. She probably did. I was so loaded up on novacaine that she could have replaced my teeth with pennies for all I know. Which probably would have been a better idea in the first place.

It was noisy, scrapey, long and christ, did I mention it was it bloody? I thought I was in Sweeney Todd. She got to wear a biohazard face mask, while mine was left looking like I just walked away from a car crash. Granted my face already looked like I walked away from a car crash, but add more blood and an even droopier lip.

But my teeth are clean, right?

Now the numb has started to wear off and the dull ache of defeat has set in.

Remind me again why going to the dentist is good for you?

God damn, do I feel better.

I just deleted my account on tribe.net and it's a wonderful feeling.

I had been there basically for just the Burning man discussions, but there are no burning man discussions. All the discussions in the burning man tribes are manhandled by retards who do nothing but pontificate all day.

No more.

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It's Pieface!

It's Pieface!

Play the game without the goo!

Huckabee?

No, hucka-you!!!!



Jesus! Just look at how ugly his family is. Now we know where huts come from.

Huckabee, that's where.

And his wife! Doesn't it look like she's choking their dog?

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I finally fixed my computer!